“Natas Re-Make (Rob’s Pro Deck)” – SCUMM Skateboards

Description

Dead center of my hand drawn re-make, is my version of Baphomet with a mean, older goat face with a pretty well taken care of goat beard. Baphomet’s titties are nothing less than perfect, as should be. In his/her right hand, Baphomet squeezes the ankle of a decapitated baby with a bit slice cut right down it’s belly. In the left hand he/she is using its Deity as a symbol as it balancing in the air above his hand, the decapitated baby’s head. Screaming in pain because he is being ingulfed in flames. Baphomet from top, down. Nice old goat head, male human arms and hands but, those perfect tits are dead center of the chest, below that you can see Baphomet’s upper torso and ribs which are completely covered in small dark bird feathers and the abdomen is covered in reptilian scales. Of course he/she’s gotta be rockin’ those OG green things on those hooved goat legs. Above Baphomet is a large crucifix and on it’s horizontal post hangs 6 people. Left to right, you got, two Priests, one of them is me, two chicks that are on skateboards with sister co. UMNOID Sk8co. and the Queen of England, Lizzy Ally-May(that’s what we all know her as) and Jesus Christ. Directly below Baphomet is a Large yellow pentagram in the center of the pentagram is the number of the beast 666 which will be covered with trucks on. Inside the pentagram reads in old English “SCUMM” and on the ring circling the pentagram, the artist wrote his name and decided to also make it his Pro Deck. Righ behind that is a huge pool of blood with skulls foating in it.

Skateboard Critic Sworn Testimony:

“As I approached the skateboard, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of dread wash over me. The image of Baphomet, with its grotesque goat face and perfect, unnaturally-shaped breasts, was burned into my mind. Its male human arms and hands held the decapitated baby, its tiny body sliced open, as if to taunt me with its gruesome death.

But it was the skateboard itself that truly terrified me. The yellow pentagram, with the number of the beast scrawled in its center, seemed to pulse with an otherworldly energy. As I gazed into its depths, I felt my sanity slipping away.

The six figures hanging from the crucifix above Baphomet only added to my unease. Two priests, two skateboarders, the Queen of England, and even Jesus Christ himself, all twisted and contorted in agony as they hung there. It was as if they were being punished for some unspeakable sin.

And then there was the pool of blood, with skulls bobbing on its surface like macabre rafts. I could almost feel the sticky, warm liquid seeping into my shoes as I stood there, frozen in terror.

I knew then that I had to leave this place. The skateboard, with its evil energy and gruesome imagery, was not something to be trifled with. As I turned to go, I could feel the eyes of Baphomet following me, its twisted smile forever etched in my mind.”

I am thrilled to unveil my latest creation to the world. My hand-drawn masterpiece featured Baphomet, the ultimate symbol of darkness and evil. The older goat face was twisted into a snarl, revealing a very well-kept beard. But what really caught my eye were those perfect titties – a sight to behold, even for the most hardened of souls. In one hand, Baphomet gripped the ankle of a decapitated baby, its belly sliced open with a gory precision. In the other, the deity balanced precariously above the head of the screaming infant, engulfed in flames. Baphomet’s upper torso and ribs were covered in small, dark feathers, while the abdomen was protected by reptilian scales. Those hooved goat legs were rocking OG green things like nobody’s business. Above Baphomet hung a large crucifix, on which six people were lynched. There were two priests (one of whom was me), two chicks featured on skateboards from Mother Co. UMNOID Sk8co, the Queen of England (who we all here knew as Lizzy Ally-May), and Jesus Christ himself. Directly beneath Baphomet lay a large yellow pentagram, adorned with the number of the beast – 666. Trucks would be covering that up, of course. Inside the pentagram, old English letters spelled out “SCUMM”, while on the ring circling it, the artist had scrawled his name and made it his Pro Deck. And let’s not forget the pool of blood behind it all, filled with floating skulls and a stench that could knock a person off their board. This was a design that would haunt the dreams of even the bravest skateboarders, and I couldn’t be prouder.