(a skateboard company)
Umnoid Sk8board Co.
ABOUT THE CO.
UMNOID Sk8co. is a NEW skateboard company for skateboarders who love true Hip-Hop, Graffiti, & Sexy Women (mainly sexy chicks tho) & of course, SKATING.
Owned & operated by a Hip-Hop head, Graffiti artist & skateboarder who can no longer skate because of recent medical disabilities. But, skateboarding has always been LIFE & it still is.
THE BEST, BAYBAYY
Offering 100+ premium, very unique skateboard graphics. You won’t find any other skateboard company doin’ what I do & if they’re tryin’, they ain’t doin’ it as dope as UMNOID is! <<<FACTS!
C’MON, U WITH ME YET?!?
Beautiful Models, Amazing Graffiti, Comedy & the best Hip-Hop you can find & all the shit you want (but mainly hot chicks), ON SKATEBOARDS! The company is known on different platforms mainly for our “Girls” series, which ranks highest in sales. But, some designs are Very edgy and risqué.
ABOUT THE DECKS
100% American / Canadian Maple Mean DOESN’T Not Mean Made In USA
It’s a shitty way to get skateboarders to buy their decks, thinking they’re buying a quality product. It’s a bullshit marketing trick! Some skateboard companies do this to secure a lil spot in your wallet and to make you feel like you’re supporting something good. Our decks at UMNOID Sk8co. are chopped from American grown Maple trees & turned into lumber here in the U.S.A. Then, my guy in California buys tons of sheets of ply at his manufacturing warehouse where they professionally turn them into our skateboards. These decks are 7 layer ply, glued with professional skateboard glue and cold pressed.
Most people use them as wall hangers, but I mos def urge you to go ham & slam down hammers & bangers alll day.